Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Dan Rather, an Alien

Former anchorman for MSNBC, Dan Rather, recently confirmed in an interview with Lawrence O´Connell that he is an alien named Ootoo-545.

According to him, aliens are preparing for a full scale invasion of earth, an allegation confirmed by the alien friend that he had brought to the interview with him.

Rather and O’Donnell advised all Americans to send money to the Democratic Party because Aliens will favor those Americans that are registered Dems. “If there is any trouble, we will eliminate Republicans first.”

http://www.shortnews.com/start.cfm?id=85079

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